Interview With The Emo Wolf
Journal Entry: Tue Oct 14, 2008, 3:08 PM
Stride, a mysterious wolf who goes to every measure o assure that his secrets never escape. But now. For the first time, information on this woldf has been found. Now, feast your eyes!
(Supposedly, the interview went something like this)
"Hey! Hey! Stride!"
"Go. Away."
"Can we get an interview?"
"Let me simplify this. Go away or I will tear your throat out and show it to your dying eyes."
"So...Anyways..."
"If I say yes, will you go away?"
"Yes."
"Fine."
1. Do you have a secret life behind the scenes?
No. And why would I tell you?
2. Do you have a secret hobby we should know about?
I write poetry. But tell someone only if you have a strong death wish.
3. Did you love your mate Spottedwing?
<<Stride glances upwards and is clearly restraining himself from murder>>
"Next Question."
4. Have you ever harmed a human?
Hunters. Many. Especially the one that...Next question.
5. Do you have bad qualities you would like to improve on?
<<Stride looks up again>>
Yes. I have a short fuse.
6. Do you have any other crushes since your mate died?
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This interview sheet was found on a dead body in Sunrise Pack Territory. Strange. Written in blood on the paper and carved into the person's body were the words "...And don't come back."
- Mood:
Defeated - Listening to: Metallica - The Shortest Straw In My Pants
- Reading: My Playlist
- Watching: The Visualization
- Playing: The In My Pants Game
- Eating: Turkey
- Drinking: Water. Considering the fact I just showered.
Devious Comments
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Cutiecrowla and Charlie's official account.
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MMoFJ OC:[link]
My Fav Roleplay Charie:[link]
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Don't worry, you can shake that vial of nitroglycerin! It's just a brand of soda! Yes that's it. Soda.
Its a picy of Stride!8D I'm giving out gift arts left and rightXD
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My Fav Roleplay Charie:[link]
Welcome to DA.
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Oh well, if you didn't already, ya do now
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Don't worry, you can shake that vial of nitroglycerin! It's just a brand of soda! Yes that's it. Soda.
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My Fav Roleplay Charie:[link]
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"And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
"Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
~ As said by Strong Bad.
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Don't worry, you can shake that vial of nitroglycerin! It's just a brand of soda! Yes that's it. Soda.
We are happy that she has you to play with
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"Love is the only capable force of transforming an enemy into a friend." - Anon.
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Don't worry, you can shake that vial of nitroglycerin! It's just a brand of soda! Yes that's it. Soda.
She told Dee last night as he put her to bed "DADDY! Daneil Cooke is on CRACK! Not my boyfriend Daniel...Daniel COOKE!"
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"Love is the only capable force of transforming an enemy into a friend." - Anon.
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Me: I LIKE
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Me: I LIKE
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I don't know why it doesn't let me show the actual pic her, but WE.
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Don't worry, you can shake that vial of nitroglycerin! It's just a brand of soda! Yes that's it. Soda.
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[link] Something magical will happen when you click this link...
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"I no believe you. You eat egg behind my back." Quina, Final Fantasy IX
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Before you judge somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. Now you're a mile away and you have their shoes!
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